LOL Ex’s twitter description, “Typical Dick.” AMEN TO THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

I don’t know anyone else who is like me, and I’m tired of talking in circles to explain to people things they’d only understand if they were me. I just need one person, one person who is like me, to understand.

When I call my Dad to pick me up a milkshake because i’m losing my voice, and he’s yelling at me on the phone to talk louder; making me scream my order at him, then he says, “Just kidding, I heard you the first time.”